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Stickers That Say “I’m Not With Elon”

Love your Tesla but hate Elon’s chaos?
Welcome to the club Fam!

You bought an electric car, not a protest magnet. That's why we designed funny, bold stickers that say:

“I drive it for the planet, not for Elon.”

What the Non-Elon fans are saying

★★★★★

"Finally, a sticker that says what I’ve been screaming in my head since 2022."

— Mark L., Model 3 Owner

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★★

“Got this sticker and haven’t been side-eyed at Whole Foods since. 10/10.”

— Rachel T., Model Y Driver

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★½

“I used to park in fear. Now I park in peace.”

— Jamal K., Longtime Tesla Owner

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★★

“Love the tech. Hate the tweets. These stickers get me.”

— Jenna M., Model X

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★★

“My neighbor literally said, ‘Oh thank God, I thought you were one of them.’”

— Hugo R., Moedel Y owner

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★½

“The ‘I identify as a Prius’ one made me snort-laugh. Slapped it on immediately.”

— Vanessa C., Tesla Model 3

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★★

“I feel like my car’s reputation has been restored 😂. Thanks for saving my Tesla’s social life.”

— Devin L.

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★★

“Zero vandalism since I added the ‘No Elon’ sticker. It works.”

— Carla M., Cybertruck (unfortunately)

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★★

“I laughed, I bought, I parked without fear. Highly recommend.”

— Megan F.

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★½

“My sticker said more in 5 words than I could say in 3 awkward conversations.”

— Tom D.

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★½

“People literally take photos of my bumper now. It’s a hit.”

— Danielle P.

✔ Verified buyer

★★★★½

Great quality, fast shipping, and now my Tesla feels like it’s mine again.

— Brandon Y., Silent Elon Survivor

✔ Verified buyer

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