I Identify as a Land Cruiser

Elon’s tweeting again. And now your sleek, electric spaceship makes you feel more like a Elan fanboy than a sustainable flex. We get it. You didn’t sign up for this.

That’s why we made the “I Identify As a Land Cruiser” sticker – the ultimate off-road escape plan for Tesla owners who wish their ride had a little more Toyota soul and a little less billionaire baggage.

Why This Slaps:

• Rebrands your Tesla into a rugged, no-nonsense, Elon-free zone
• Perfect for anyone who dreams of swapping electrons for engine growls
• Makes your statement clear: “I’m here for reliability, not reality distortion fields”
• Hilarious, high-quality, and protest-safe

Whether you’re navigating traffic or navigating your complicated relationship with Elon, this sticker helps your Tesla finally live as its true 4x4 self.

🛒 Add to cart and let your Tesla identify with the GOAT of durability — the Land Cruiser.